child

The only thing worse than a rapist

There's only one thing worse than a rapist
*anticipation*
a child

by SmartestBitchAlive September 25, 2022

Childe

The eleventh fatui harbinger; also known as Ajax, Tartaglia, Zhongli's wallet.

Give me mora, Childe

by AetherSucksBalls July 6, 2022

Child

Generally used to describe a miniature human being, besides "little midget", but has many other uses; what someone might use to call their friends when they want to be a jackass and annoy the shit out of them.

"Good day, children." I say, as I walk towards my friends at the bus stop, a grin clear on my face.

My friends stop their conversation between each other, and turn to face me, a glare forming on their faces.

"Hmph. Clearly you aren't amused by my fabulousness..." I pout, crossing, my arms over my chest and stomping my foot like the child I am.

by Kaito Rin November 30, 2017

Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)

Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay

by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022

Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now

Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."

by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008

The Child

A infant character of Yoda's currently unnamed species who is actually 50 years old whom is introduced in “The Mandalorian”. The Child also goes by Baby Yoda in the fandom despite the show taking place after Yoda's death.

Alex: My favorite Star Wars character is The Child
Brian: Don't you mean Baby Yoda?
Alex: It's not Yoda Brian. It's The Child.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020

Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child

Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear

by Hashipoo the star February 5, 2018