Dave Chappelle

Host of 'Chappelle's Show' on Comedy Central. Bases all of his jokes around racism and the word 'cracker'. Has the whole white male teenage population wrapped around his finger just because he gets away with saying nigger when no one else does.

If I hear one more effing person say 'I'm Rick James, bitch'... I might just slice myself with a rusty garden shovel

by JBo July 13, 2005

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dave chappelle

a bad ass motherfucker who sreaks his
mind

don;t fuck with him.........................................

by bugsyleeo21 January 26, 2005

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dave chappelle

1. A hilarious man.
2. Someone who gets a $50 million contract and still leaves a highly successful tv show due to racism.

Damn, Dave Chappelle, I never knew a $50 million contract = racism

by Adrian July 3, 2006

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Chappelle Tourettes

Randomly and uncontrollably shouting out a quote from Chappelle's Show that has nothing to do with your current conversation. This happens quite often while talking to hardcore Chappelle's Show fans.

Dude 1: "Hey man, how did your date go with that girl last night?"

Dude 2: "We went to dinner then back to my place...'I didn't do dat Rhonda!'"

Dude 1: "What the hell was that?"

Dude 2: "Sorry man I think I got Chappelle Tourettes."

by westfalia December 8, 2009

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dave chappelle

A funny man. But he's oversensative, humourless and jumps to conclusions. Reportedly he walked out on his contract because one of his white employees LAUGHED at HIS pixie skit. Dave jumped to the conclusion that it was a racist laugh, and thus flaked on his friends, employees, fans and show to go to Africa, because thats obviously the non-ironic thing to do for a black man pissed off at stereotypes.

Neal, Dave's writing partner later claimed that thats just how that particular white employee always laughs.

Dave Chappelle went to Africa.

by ChnaManJX July 19, 2006

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