Chair

The place where you ass goes, but if you were depressed its for your back.

I.E. not depressed: the ass spot, the back spot
Depressed: the head spot, the back spot

Teacher: Everyone take a seat
Kid name Everyone:*grabs chair and leaves*

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX November 26, 2019

Chair

One of the basic pieces of furniture, a chair is a type of seat. Its primary features are two pieces of a durable material, attached as back and seat to one another at a 90° or slightly greater angle, with usually the four corners of the horizontal seat attached in turn to four legs—or other parts of the seat's underside attached to three legs or to a shaft about which a four-arm turnstile on rollers can turn—strong enough to support the weight of a person who sits on the seat (usually wide and broad enough to hold the lower body from the buttocks almost to the knees) and leans against the vertical back (usually high and wide enough to support the back to the shoulder blades

Jeff: Comfy chair

Ryan: Nah it really isn't comfy. that chair is scratchy

by DGETSDTHHGS April 16, 2020

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Chair

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

My mom just farted on my chair.;I am never going to sit on it again.

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

Chair

A piece of furniture that one sits down on, often to relax themselves.

Person 1: I’m going to sit in this chair.
Person 2: Okay.

by Scarquess November 1, 2022

The chair

A gameshow where players anwser up to 7 questions and can win up to $250,000. This gameshow is much different then anty other gameshow because the players have to lay down in a chair while strapped to a heart-rate monitor. If the contestant gets nervous then he will lose money until he can get his heart rate under control. The funny thing is its hosted by John McEnroe and you can't keep your eye's closed or he will say "don't do that!". In the middle of the game somthing will happen that could rise you heart beat high and you must keep your cool.

Did you watch McEnroe whack tennis balls at the players in the chair?

by ganban May 27, 2005