Cesar is gay monkey that like Cristian inside Luis and invite him over to sex party and invite shreck and Ivan dad over and shreck has sex with Luis and Ivan dad has sex with Cristian and monkey like to swim in a tub of cum
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complete perv who preys on freshmen girls and won’t stop asking for nudes no matter how many times you tell him no. he thinks he’s funny but really just creepy and wants nudes and someone girls should stay FAR away from. in reality he’s horny virgin that will fuck anything with a heartbeat and do literally anything to get a sex life
girl- how do I get this guy to stop sendingdick pics and begging for nudes?!?!??
other girl- you can’t he’s cesar just block him
other girl- you can’t he’s cesar just block him
by notthisbitch December 14, 2019
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Cesar, is not god, is not awesome, is not cool. He doesn't have a dick (sorry bro) and he says he does. He is just a sarcastic being who is very, very, mean but still your friend because he relates to you .-.
cesar My dick makes girl squirt (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
me you don't fucking have one
cesar ........
cesar how would you know *insert more Lenny faces*
by Sarcastic Drama June 18, 2017
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Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
Also when he's at home he tries so summon Cthulhu, illustrates the Necronomicon and licks on fishballs.
by Cahira1000 June 28, 2017
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Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
by Agressiveteen December 19, 2017
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