Ben is the name of a simp. He makes shitty jokes and gets mad when no one laughs. He’ll make fun of you and laugh his fat little ass off, but if you say anything to him, he’ll get butthurt. He likes to live under the tough guy ego, but will shit his pants if anyone challenged him. The best way to deal with a Ben is to ignore him. This eats him up on the inside and he’ll get very frustrated. Don’t worry though, he won’t do anything about it. Not to mention, Bens usually have abnormally small genitalia.
“Hey, have you met my friend Ben?”
“Bro, you actually talk to that guy?”
Cesar is the name of a neckbeard. Cesar is a cool guy, but he likes to bullshit a lot. You never know what he’s talking about or if you should believe him. He is obsessed with poop and ugly chicks. He’s a little on the scrawny side, but he’ll definitely knock you out with his man bun. Don’t fuck with Cesar or his boyfriend, Jared, will let you have it.
“Hey you know Cesar?”
“No”
