1 definition by Agressiveteen

Funny.Ideal.dreamy.
Hard to offend.
Laughs at those who insult him cause he is a man who owns a legion.
Can laugh at himself,and probably does have a small dick.
Gay look at his empire.He probably has the right to play the woman cause he is King and breaks the rules.And owns centurion men probably the men hung like horses,let's keep it on the down low,cesar loves his guards tall and strong.But besides his hard work at keeping his troops together he has to work hard to impress the people to get them to stay peaceful.
He plays the victim because he makes everyone make the first move so he will call you gay no matter what,he doesn't know wrong till you teach him..and Brutus well he will be brutus.
You: There is cesar
Cesar:Hail Cesar!
EVeryone:Hail Cesar!

He is so charming.
He is cesar.
by Agressiveteen December 18, 2017
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