Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

Candidoomed

The fear that all presidential candidates would end up screwing us over.

"Dude, I'm freaking out about the election"
"Why, what's to worry about?"
"I think we're Candidoomed"

by Adam Fries March 7, 2008

Candie Bandit

(1) A polymath of sorts. (2) Creator of visual and audio stuff. (3) Can be found either appreciating arcitecture in an unconventional form using a plank of wood attached to four wheels; or spraying or splatering paint onto surfaces. (4) Mainly sighted in London, usually to the west. Reported sightings also at skateboarding parks throughout Britain and Europe, rumored to have been seen as far as the west coast of America, however not for a few years.

Other:

(a) TaeKwonDo (inc: Silver medalist in the 2007 ITF World Championships in sparring, three times Gold and three times Silver wins in other sparring tournaments), (b) Interactive design/Illustration BA(Hons), (c) Graffiti Artist and Workshop Tutor, (d) Avid Skateboarder (untill recent knee operation), (e) Radio Show host, (f) DnB flavoured, (g) Proper geek.


see also:

'Candie' kan-dee (noun) - confectionary, confit, conversation, hokum, delicious, honeyed, like honey, like sugar, cloying, luscious, nectareous, saccharine, sugar-coated, sweetened, syrupy, toothsome, bonbon, jawbreaker, sugarcoated item.


'Bandit' ban-dit (noun) - brigand, crook, gangster, gunman, highwayman, hijacker, holdup man, hooligan, marauder, mobster, outlaw, pillager, pirate, racketeer, raider, ravager, robber, villain.

(1) Def.: (informal) "...who operates a business or works without a required license or permit, and without observing the usual rules or practices."

Oh I saw the Candie Bandit tagging up the skatepark

by Sirenz February 19, 2009

Candela

Spanish translation; Fire.

Term used when you are too hot to handle.

Esa chica es candela!

That chick is too hot to handle!

by Gruban September 3, 2016

Candace

Candace is a sweet girl that is a leader at heart but sometimes lets others affect her. She has nice boobs. She is the girl guys want but are slightly afraid to talk to. She is very smart and has a great sense of humor. She appears to be shy but is very outgoing once you get to know her. Candace is also an undercover freak. She seems to be sweet and innocent but is really wild.

She seems sweet now but I bet she's a Candace.

by babyg!rl19 December 14, 2010

Candace

Candace is a funny and incredibly sweet person. She’s shy at first, but when you get to know her she’s wild. There’s never a dull moment when you’re around her. She’s short and an amazing dancer. Too bad she can’t be a Rockette ;)

Typical Candace, swallowing peach slices whole again.

by pretty.odd. March 4, 2018

Candelario

Candelario is a very sweet and handsome guy. He makes all the girls go "Woah i want him to be mine". He loves soccer but not as much as he loves his homies. Hes funny and very caring too.

Damn, Candelario is the GOAT.

by mario223 June 10, 2018