carlos

One whom pregnant females should avoid physical activities with.

"Stay away from that Carlos; he'll re-impregnate you!"

by the lone Cuban February 6, 2008

Carlos

Carlos has a very big dick is good with the ladies, sweet, loyal, respectful, Etc He will destroy you just by sticking in the tip

Carlos has a very big dick is good with the ladies, sweet, loyal, respectful, Etc

by Fjfucjcn March 15, 2017

Carlos

The most amazing man in the world. He's kind, thoughtful, smart, chivalrous, and romantic. Tall, dark, and handsome, he's sexy and incredible in bed. Carlos is the man every girl dreams about, wants, and needs.

Every guy wants to be a Carlos.

She's so lucky, she's dating a Carlos!

by jessie63 January 2, 2013

Carlos

A Mexican who can't find his car

Can't you fetch me, I'm Carlos

by BiancaJayde December 12, 2017

Carlos

a dildo; a thing to pleasure women

yo dawg i just found my chicks carlos.. nasty..

by bob June 11, 2006

Carlos

a verb meaning, to pursue other guys girlfriends or wives. also called a bacon bandit.
From Mexico City, DF, Carlos Anorve aka The Macho Latin Lover, whose greatest claim was that he never slept with the same woman twice. Always tried to sleep with his friend's women.

Hey, don't Carlos that chick. That's Andrew's girlfriend, Joni.

by SCRhollywood February 3, 2010

Carlos

The hottest guy on this earth

“Carlos ? Oh yea that boy I’d suck him dry”

by Yeettdawg69 February 10, 2019