Care Package Glitch

A recently patched glitch that gives you unlimited care packages in Modern Warfare 2 that was previously used only by faggots, bitches, and cocksuckers who can't play the game.

Johnny: The whole other team is care package glitching! they have 15 care packages right now.

Jimmy: Fuckin faggots....

by yinklealpha February 12, 2010

care mid

In DoTA (Defense of the Ancients) for Warcraft 3: The Frozen throne, it is when players are "MIA" (missing in action) from their lanes, presumably to go and gank (kill) another lane... therefore, players will say "care mid" as a word of caution.

Care mid can also be used totally out of context to explain general severity. (See example 2)

Example 1:
Player 1 "bot and top mia, care mid"

or

Example 2:
Girl "Why didn't we hang out today?"
Boy "Because your boyfriend was all like 'care mid' last time we sexed."

by BryanShann December 15, 2007

Care Bear

cute little bears that try to save the world from evil people or people that need help...mostly children

Awwww...Care Bears are so cute!!!!

by Care Bear obsesser October 5, 2003

care bears

Name used in online gaming, particular MMORPGs, refering to players who do not enjoy PvP or RPK. Playing style prefers to play nice, enjoys fighting Mobs, and doing other non-pvp related things, such as tradeskills like cooking (ie, baking cakes or fishing, etc.). Usually picked on by rpk'ers. Not very skilled in player versus player fighting.

Dude, that guild KGB is the worst bunch of Care Bear noobs I have ever seen!

by [LK]Myrik December 14, 2004

care police

A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.

Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?

by #care-police August 15, 2004

Care Cup

To show you really really dont care what someone has to say

Guy 1- Dude i just like pwnt some silly n00bs lolz.

Guy 2- c(_) <-> Care cup, its empty

Guy 3 - Oh, ok

by ripper11211 May 12, 2008

Care-Bear-Stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care-Bear-Stare.

by Ruhbee! August 9, 2006