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Cape Coral High School

The girl’s bathroom is usually inaccessible due to the vast amount of whores crowded in there taking pregnancy tests. It’s hard to fathom how all these balls ugly girls got knocked up, especially since every guy who attends Cape High is a raging homosexual. It is not rare to walk down the hall and see multiple gay orgies taking place.

When it comes to sports and extracurriculars, the Cape guys excel at taking balls fast and hard to the face. Cape High isn’t all bad though. For example their band is number one when it comes to playing the African skin flute. Quite an accomplishment for the dim-witted inbreds who attend this school.

The trick among guys at Cape High to “getting big fast” is to wear tight shirts. These shirts are usually pink and from Hollister and they most certainly do not make them look buff. They look like a bunch of fat cocks that are too stupid to purchase a top which fits correctly. It’s probably a good thing they are too fucking stupid to think of using steroids as a means to get big. They already have infant sized testicles and can not afford for them to become any smaller.
Guy: "Look at those faggots eiffel towering.."

Girl: "yeah they must go to cape coral high school."
by penispenispeniscockandballs December 6, 2011
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Cape Catholic

A Catholic who only attends mass on certain holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Ash Wednesday.
Marie was now a Cape Catholic - she was only found in church on holidays.
by IrishChicky July 17, 2006
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Cape Guys

good hearted, fisherman, alcoholics that live for their beer. Hate tourists but we encourage you to leave your daughters. Drive around with barefeet, no shirts, don't give a fuck attitude. Gentlemen in mind but scumbags at heart. Bonfires, a 6er, and a fishing pole. Our home is your vacation bitch.
Cape Guys are the shit that don't worry about time wasted. Only we are wasted.
by number24bitch December 29, 2005
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Cape Agulhas

The southernmost point of the African continent, and the official dividing line between the Atlantic and Indian Oceans. It is located at co-ordinates 34°50′00″S 20°00′09.15″E, about 105 miles southeast of the city of Cape Town, South Africa.
People think the oceans meet at Cape Point just south of Cape Town, but they actually meet at Cape Agulhas.
by adals September 13, 2009
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Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.
The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.
by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016
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Cape man

A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man
by Dirtyfoot 561 February 22, 2019
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cape cookie

Cape Cookie is a term for astronaut groupies in the 1960s that often found their way in the the beds of said astronauts.
Gordo: Hey Al, what happened with you and that Cape Cookie that you took back to your room last night?
Al: I showed her how to land my rocket.
by Kyler999 November 4, 2019
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