canada

A country bordering America with nice people, but it's fair share of not so nice ones, smart people and idiots, anorexic freaks and obese people, and all that normal jazz. Canada's just a country like anyone else, we don't live in igloos and have pet beavers, (although a beaver tail is a very popular dessert). We're not usually all that happy with our government either, America isn't the only country with that problem. We don't live in parkas and go skiing every day and unlike popular belief we DO have electricity up here. Parts of the USA are farther north than Toronto and Windsor, for example. So don't show up at the border wearing a snowsuit + skis in july. We have summer here too. We're normal people, and have our stereotypes, just like America may, or any other country.

My name is Alex.
And I - AM - CANADIAN!

Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really really nice.

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America

My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!

by d a n a e October 02, 2006

Canada

A country I am proud to call my home.

We have every thing

high living standards
Strong economy
Culture
good music
good people
Wealth
and Canada is especially proud to call the United States of America its neighbour, friend and ally

Canada is lucky to have such a good friend as America who will fight to the death for us even when a bucn of hypocrite Canadians trash talk America

God bless Canada
and
God bless America

by free thought master June 22, 2005

Canada

Canada is a peaceful, multi-cultural nation and is the 2nd largest country in the world. Canada has provinces and territories instead of states, and has a Prime Minister, NOT a President. Canada's symbol is the Maple Leaf.

It is NOT always Winter in Canada. Canadians live IN HOUSES NOT IGLOOS, and DO NOT ride to school on polar bears. Canadians DO NOT eat beaver tail and they speak ENGLISH AND FRENCH, NOT CANADIAN.

Guy A: Hey did you know some Americans pretend to be from Canada when travelling abroad?
Guy B: I WONTDER why......

by 7sdrawkcab February 17, 2009

Canada

The fictional land of maple syrup, hockey, and waterproof money.

"All these people saying they'll move to Canada will be disappointed when they find out it doesn't exist."

by Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi August 11, 2018

canada

The country that produced Justin Bieber. I feel sad for 'dem Canadians.

canada beer faggot Justin Bieber

by BalanceofTerror April 29, 2012

canada

a PLAce where young americans who are 18 and cant drink in there country come here because of the stupid cant drink till your 21 law there also beer is better and cheaper in canada

what do you mean i need to be 21 shit bag come on guys lets go to canada

by mike September 15, 2004

Canada

I wish I were from Canada.

Me: I ask God at night why I was not born in Canada.
Canadian Guy: Damn straight.

by Some cock stole my name. September 09, 2007