Cactus 

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

Cactus by currrrnt October 11, 2010

Cactus 

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

Cactus by Cactus47 June 29, 2015

Cactus 

Offers nothing, poisonousness to everyone

Claudia the cactus pricked everyone at pratice

Cactus by Tevez1 November 24, 2015

cactus 

An extreme version of a prick. They annoy u to the point of wanting to take a cactus and stab them with it.

Some people are just pricks, others are cactuses

cactus by Twilight_Eclipse September 5, 2016

cactus 

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.

"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."

cactus by starsforeyes September 11, 2016

cactus 

cactus another name for a self-righteous prick

Whoa cactus....don't be a prick!

cactus by Celestial Star November 18, 2016

Cactus 

Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.

She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.

Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!

Cactus by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016