burnin' the camel

smoking cigarettes

I saw James burnin' the camel yesterday

by Helenea June 16, 2010

Berrington

A Berrington refers to any actions committed the night before, whilst under the influence of strong drugs and/or alcohol, that bring one to embarrassment the following morning.

Well Alix, it looks like you pulled a Berrington!

by Rusty Susan March 18, 2011

Feeble burrito

When you take your feeblest friend and roll them up into their own mattress to make them look like a human burrito.

Damn Nick, you just put Levi into a feeble burrito. SLOTH KIll!

by WindowLicker9000 February 5, 2010

the woods are burning

An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.

"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"

or

"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"

by alexthepagan September 30, 2008

burning daylight

Wasting time during hours when the sun is up. People were often only able to work when they could see outside.

Jimmy should have been out mowing the lawn, but instead he was burning daylight playing video games in the basement.

by DIGGERß March 28, 2004

Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

by Markymarkle September 14, 2006

meato burrito

a man's penis after not taking a shower for 2 weeks, a sloppy dripping stank dick

i bet taylor michel has a big sloppy "meato burrito", nasty bitch

by j lark & t-rav October 23, 2009