Ben Burnley

The hottest guy in the history of the music industry. Extremely talented. My soulmate. Yuk yuk yuk.

Who was that guy you were with last night?
Oh, that's just Ben Burnley.
Isn't that the guy from Breaking Benjamin?
Yes.
He's hot.
I know.
Why were you with him?
He's my soulmate

by The Only Jane Doe August 4, 2007

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

burlesque

something that DJ Forehead (Brendon Urie) likes to compose a lot

"here I am cOMPOSING A BURLESQUE"

by a fucking panic! fan July 7, 2017

sperm burper

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.

After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.

by krunchie December 3, 2003

Burkled

When a seemingly simple task becomes a logistical nightmare.

"Wow, Pete, You really burkled that one"

by Jim B. A. January 4, 2008

Burnley'd

When your football team loses to Burnley to a tight scoreline despite dominating the entire game. In order to be Burnley'd you must have been shithoused excessively.

For example;
Burnley: 3 shots, 2 on target, 2 goals

Your team: 22 shots, 15 on target, 1 goal

Fuck me we dominated that game, guess you could say we got well and truly Burnley'd

by Fronde November 6, 2018

Merge Burgler

One who uses the merge lane as an actual, viable, legal lane of traffic, for the purpose of a) getting into a static lane of traffic far in advance of the other vehicles who have merged more promptly, or b) passing moving traffic at greater speeds than even the current 'fast lane' would allow.

Al was in the habit of only half-occupying a lane when he merged into it, leaving half his 1990 Dodge Dart hanging into the merge lane to discourage the Merge Burgler s.

by MR_OOF July 5, 2010