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thumber bummer

when a guy tries to use his thumb to finger a girl with the intention of pleasuring her, but it backfires and she does not enjoy it.
Everything was going for smoothly for Larry with the girl of his dreams until he inserted his thumb into Tara's juicebox and produced no more than a thumber bummer.
by Harry Rose September 4, 2010
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Bummer

- Bummer! There's a hole in the boat
- Bummer! There's a bomb in the bus
- Bummer! There's an old person in the car
- Bummer! There's a dead guy in the airplane
- Bummer! There's a blind guy driving the mini-van
- Bummer! There's a hippy in the Anti-Earth hour national meeting
- Bummer! There's a Jew above Hitlers grave
- Bummer! There's a hippy on the road infront of the double decker bus
by MEGAZOR April 7, 2010
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Bummer

There goes a right couple of bummers.
by Mr Wibble July 9, 2007
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Bummer bite

A bite from a hotdog that contains all bun and no hotdog. Also, works for hamburgers and like foods.
Ah man...I just got a bummer bite! Why do they make the bun twice as long as the hotdog!?
by dwwrobertson February 12, 2009
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bummersauce

when youre bummed to the point of wanting to throw sauce at someone.. not to be compared to weak sauce; although, can be just as disappointing.

not to be found in the latin dictionary.. yet.

always to be preceded or followed by a heavy sigh.
thing 1.. "oh, you dont have the new radiohead on vinyl?"
thing 2.. "nah, we sold out. we should have it in a month.."
thing 1.. *sigh* "bummersauce."
by lissterine22 June 12, 2011
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5 Seconds of Bummer

The awkward moment where a girl allows you to enter her Anal cavity with your pork sword only for you to prematurely ejaculate after 5 seconds.
A guy walks into work and approaches his colleague: "Hey Dave last night were a right old travesty, Tina finally allowed me to go down brown town and I only lasted 5 seconds... Total 5 seconds of Bummer man!"
by Jlonsdale92 February 3, 2015
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ghost bummer

the threat from being the last one in a group of people going down a dimly lit alley (to be ghost bummed). While you do not actually see anything behind you, ghost bummer may appear from nowhere and 'take' the last person in the aforementioned group. Therefore, it is never good to be last. Also a good motivational technique to make lazy people walk faster to a bar.
"quick! walk faster, or ghost bummer will get you! fatty"
by Galact February 3, 2006
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