Bachelor Plate

A Bachelor Plate actually refers to a lack of an actual plate. Most of the time the use of a bachelor plate entails eating over the sink or a trash can in order to avoid cleaning/owning an actual plate.

Man 1: Dude, your steak is ready.

Man 2: Why did you just bring me my steak on a fork? Where is the plate bro?

Man 1: I don’t own any, I use bachelor plates, so you can either eat over the trashcan or the sink, your call.

Man 2: Sink, I call the sink!

by I got you back July 18, 2009

bachelor

Someone who doesn't make the same mistake once.

Person A: Bob's a bachelor
Person B: It can only go downhill from there

by conioh January 11, 2009

Buch

A king among bros who leads his pack into battle and against all odds. Heroes get remembered, but this bro-king legend never dies...

"Dude, I'm not going to the bars unless Buch goes."

by buchbroking February 4, 2010

buceteality

The intimate embuce of a Gary and a Bucey

To fornicate, make love to, fuck, or buce a citizen of Garyfornia.

To achieve the ultimate orgaryasm one must embuce buceteality.

Gary: Busey, did you just commit buseteality?
Busey: Yes, Gary. It was the best orgaryasm I've ever had.

by Boctor Ducey December 12, 2010

Bachelor Handshake

Grabbing a girls tit, And when she goes to smack you, You give her a Highfive

guy one Dude I grabbed Jessie's tit.
guy two What did she do
guy one Nothing cause I gave her a Bachelor Handshake

by Paul The Llama February 7, 2012

marcus buchan

Baby hitler , a fag

Marcus buchan is a fag

by Your mom is gei lol January 23, 2019

nom-de-bauchery

Any alternative moniker taken to describe alternate behavior exhibited when someone is inebriated.

Any alternative moniker taken used during a night of partying to protect oneself from reprisals

Guy 1: Man, Brad Nails really tore it up last night!

Guy 2: Who the fuck is Brad Nails?

Guy 1: Me. I use it so the grim reaper can't kill my ass. It's my nom-de-bauchery.

by Rogue Query August 12, 2010