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brutis

name of the penis of all males named Joe. Brutis is the size of a fucking burrito from Chipotle.
hey Joe how is Brutis?
by toasty21 March 25, 2010
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Brotus

When you make a status about your best friend (just that one best mother fucking friend to the end and beyond that) on FB and tag them and they do the same for you. Usually comes after you and said bro have a deep conversation about how good bros you are.
(insert name) Best Friend since kindergarten, through Wolftrap, through Kilmer when we both went to different schools, and now. Next year is going to be sick. Cant wait for your ass at Marshall
(Brotus)
by BrOMaStA April 8, 2011
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Brutastrophe

Brutastrophe; Adj. An event of brutal catastrophic proportions. See also; brutastrophic.
"I can't believe the cops busted our party! What a brutastrophe!" "I knowwwwww dude! My hangover today was brutastrophic!"
by tonyterror March 14, 2010
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totes brutes

when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.
girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.
by kaddy pies June 15, 2019
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Brutis

Brutis Has A Small Penis
by WillStreet September 12, 2016
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Brutish

They way you spell and pronounce "British" like a demonized child in girlish bohemian clothes thus looking like a French girl. The reason why "Brutish" is close to "British" is not only because of the Brexit vote and progress but for how they antagonize Mainland Europe just like in a number of TV "programs" featuring "British" people especially to mention that they are proud war-freaks hence they are not fit to be in the E.U. since the E.U. is generally built for peace so that is why Brexit Britain will be just a Great "Brutain", isle of grayish "Brutes" in which it echoes the pragmatic French and Germans realizing that they call them names such as "rosbif(s)" and "Inselaffe(n)".
La connard! Those "Brutish" beasts just wanna invade Brussels with their Brexit fantasies just like how they are seen on TV and in the "movies", time to punish those "Brutish" roast beefs!

The "Brutish" people are the ones who pioneered their lousy culture exclusive for men only hence they invented FHM and other magazines like Arena...

Don't ever listen to sexist Brexit "Brutish" music like Ed Sheeran, why not try "Numa Numa", "Hard Rock Hallelujah", any French singer who is plain meaningless or "Du Hast" to make you feel European than "Brutish"!
by The Saviour of Takeshima June 16, 2018
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bruts

Short form of the word brutal.
(Pronounced broots)
Kendra look at her outfit, it's bruts.
by meganf February 4, 2009
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