Literally the busiest, yet most vacant city you will ever live in. Giant Eagle is either packed, or there is no one there. There is no in between. The schools suck, the sports are average, and the kids are all rednecks. Ppl throw oranges out of the bus windows, and being gay or forbidden. In Brunswick you either have a boyfriend or you’ve never laid eyes on a boy. The reddest redneck town there is. Might as well hang a confederate flag from your window. Don’t be surprised if you’re there for three minutes and begin talking with a southern accent and saying ya’ll.
by Skiddlyskoodle February 22, 2019
by JAMIEMFRAE October 13, 2008
A place in central Jersey where gay dudes give out free blow and people vomit all over houses. It is commonplace to fall asleep in an all-night diner at around dawn while visiting New Brunswick. New Brunswick also fosters the world's most unattractive female population. New Brunswick is an even worse place to be than Wilkes-Barre, PA. However, gay men in New Brunswick are always very willing to pay your train fares home if you are unfortunate enough to be stranded there. New Brunswick is not just the armpit of the armpit of America, though; New Brunswick can be used to describe a generally surreal or just plain shitty state of mind. There is a 65% percent chance you will meet an Eskimo Brother of yours in New Brunswick.
Me: "Hey man that gay dude just gave me free coke!"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick, bro!"
"Oh fuck, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"
"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick?"
"Holy fuck! When that homo whipped out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"
(referring to some place strangely surreal, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick, bro?"
Friend: "DUH! We're obviously in New Brunswick, bro!"
"Oh fuck, I don't have enough money to take the train back to Philly. Good thing that gay kid sleeping in the back of that SUV gave me 40 bux!"
"Yo man these girls are so trashy. Are we in New Brunswick?"
"Holy fuck! When that homo whipped out that bag of coke it got really New Bruns in here, bro!"
(referring to some place strangely surreal, scummy or trashy) "Are we in New Brunswick, bro?"
by F NewBruns 11 January 16, 2011
After sampling the fast food at all restaurants within 50 miles, he celebrated by giving his girlfriend a Brunswick Bath mid-coitus.
by B.H. Maine October 3, 2005
A town in new jersey that’s overall really disgusting. It’s the Brunswick nobody cares at all about. The town is overpopulated and there’s way too many Dunkin’ Donuts. There’s some weird people who live there too, and there’s absolutely nothing to do in the boring town. The schools are nasty looking on the inside. The high school has the slogan “We are North Brunswick” due to the events that occur there. Anything that could possibly ever happen, happens in North Brunswick.
Marty: “Did you hear about North Brunswick in the news today?”
Helen: “Yeah, North Brunswick is one strange town.”
Helen: “Yeah, North Brunswick is one strange town.”
by babyriptide November 25, 2018
Basically the most pussy out of all of the Brunswick’s. The school system is so fucked that other people are genuinely surprised at the shit we have to put up with. The kids act like they’re twelve years old. There are a lot of mall rats that just hang at the EB mall smoking pot that they bought with the money they took from their parents.
“Hey everyone. Um hi are you um a um marijuana pot weed illegal substance dealer? May I please have some of the well um fire kush as the kids call it?”
“Wow, he must be from East Brunswick”
“Wow, he must be from East Brunswick”
by graperepresentative January 17, 2018
A town in central New Jersey. Has way too many mexicans and blacks. There are also about 5 different Subway restaurant within one mile of each other. The schools are ghetto. The roof leeks, but the teachers are pretty ok.
by Victoria Luna September 9, 2011