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Brucing

Brucing (to Bruce or to be Bruced) involves the grasping of the base of one's penis as a means of forcing and trapping all of the locally available blood in the stalk and or shaft of the Brucer's penis. This gives the penis a large and very intimidating purple-red appearance which is frightening to other penises and can be used to assert dominance amongst a group of other penises. Brucing can also be used as a method to court potential mates or to impress your friends. While Brucing is traditionally done via use of the Brucer's hand, there are methods using such devices as ropes, cock rings, bagels, or string as a means of creating a hands-free "Auto-Bruce" which provides the Brucer with two free hands in which to point at or use other means of drawing attention to their Bruce.
"He Bruced so hard that he burst a blood vessel"
"After originally denying him, Jessica gave Jon a second go after being exposed to his awe-inspiring Bruce"
"A girl can never resist a good Brucing"
by Nasca Dopant October 17, 2011
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Bruced

The act of showing up second to claim a prize.
Originated in a Adventure Motorcycle tag game in Ohio where a guy name Bruce kept showing up second to claim the tag.
It has since been adopted by tag games in all 50 states and thousands of people have been "Bruced"
Looks like I and the second person here I have been "Bruced"
by 71OLDS November 14, 2013
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brucely

adverb
1. in a badass way;

adjective
1. to exhibit awesomeness like that of a great martial arts master

verb
1. to focus one's energies on mastery

2. to perform numerous exceptional feats

3. to strive for self knowledge

4. to pursue excellence beyond limits
Mothafucka be acting all brucely up in here. Respect.
by FocusedX July 3, 2012
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The Bruce

An STD contracted from a woman.
This is a reference to the singer/songwriter Bruce Cockburn
I should never have played hide the sausage with that skank. She gave me the Bruce!
by D. Money March 2, 2008
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Bruceing

to do everything as if you're playing hockey. AT ALL TIMES. enjoys the quenching flavor of gatorade and has a layer of underarmor on his/her body at all times.
stop bruceing, its badminton!
by Leacmih November 27, 2007
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bruce

a liar; a fraud
Watch out, that bruce is gonna rip you off!
by floridamike September 29, 2012
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bruce

A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
Guy#1 Did you see that bruce
by tinos July 2, 2012
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