Broseph

The highest rank a bro can obtain in all of brodom. Totally brotastic, hella tan, and consumes only beefs broganoff and Natty Light.

Bro1: Sup Brogan!
Bro2: Sup Broseph.

by GSOV December 16, 2009

Broses

He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.

Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane,
thy ping is none, thy will is phun,
your worth is infinity times seven

by NerdVernacular September 12, 2008

brosephine

the female version of a bro

Did you see her foam block sandals and black and blonde paneled hair? Yeah, definitely a brosephine.

by Alexandra Thomas February 4, 2006

Broseppe

A Bro of Italian descent, usually from New Jersey or Long Island. A Guido Bro. Originated from the Italian name Giuseppe.

"Dude, bro, we should totally go tanning tonight with Broseppe and Tony. Tony works at All Night Tan in Jersey City so we can go for free, bro."

by Broseppe May 5, 2009

Broseph Stalin

A good friend. In paticular a good left-wing friend. Taken from the slang term "Broseph", for brother, or close associate. This is combined with Stalin, in reference to Joseph Stalin, the former leader of the USSR(Soviet Russia).

Guy 1: "Hey there man, what's up?"

Guy 2: "Not much, how about yerself there, Broseph Stalin?"

Guy 1: "Not much dog, not much"

by TheInebriateBSUCardinal September 15, 2010

brosefino

Another step in the evolution of brother, bro, brosef. A little more endearing than brosef, less likely to be used in annoyance. More like "hey buddy" or "whattup little bro."

Brosefino! Good to see you!

by Jeffrey John October 5, 2007

Brosepholopod

A cross between a broseph and a cepholopod.

Guy 1: hey brosepholopod! What's up?
Guy 2: nothing much, bro.

by Nikolus April 28, 2012