Arse Me Bollocks

A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.

"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"

by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014

bee's bollocks

a word to describe the best, coolest, amazing-est thing/person ever

Sean: damn that gal is the bee's bollocks

by honeygal April 9, 2017

Bobby big bollocks

Someone who thinks they are better than you because they have always done someone better. ‘Farts above their own arse’

Oh Jesus look at bobby big bollocks over there, just when I’ve got Lidl’s beans he has to have Heinz

by Rookie Wilson June 17, 2018

bollock munch

1. to enjoy having someones or somethings bollocks in your mouth

2. a random insult you shout when your pissed off

the idea came from the greatest thing on the web red vs blue i addapted there phrase cockbite

1. "that caitlin likes bollock munching"

2. "oi you fuckin bollock munch, get the fuck away from my girl"

by Sammy_O May 9, 2007

bollock mouth

An insult meaning that someone is talking a load of shit.

Shut up bollock mouth

by Waddo November 3, 2007

bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"

I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker

by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017

Bollock Butter

Bollock butter, the secretion from a man's penis after ejaculation.
Bollock butter aka spunk, jizz , cum, sperm and semen

Do you want to taste my Bollock butter.

I met up with a girl last night and she wanted my Bollock butter all over her chin

by slut slayer 69 December 2, 2021