brojob 

The act of two guys taking the bromance joke too far coupled with excessive one-way physical contact of a non-sexual fashion. Usually when one man accomplishes something non-trivial by the collective definition of 'Dude, that was awesome!'.

"If you guys are done brojobbing each other, can we get down to business?"

Girlfriend A: What's the hell? It's just a video game.
Girlfriend B: Seriously. We're about to see a brojob money shot.

brojob by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

Brojob 

When a Bro needs a favor and as payback offers a Brojob. Does not necessarily mean a blowjob

Hey bro, I'll give you a Brojob if you let me see last nights homework.

Brojob by Clydefroggart October 28, 2014

Brojob 

The best thing to wake up to in the morning given you are around the same gender. When you wake someone up by slamming an opened beer in front of their face and exclaim something endearing like "Good morning motherfucker!" It's most usual occurrence being on a game-day in Morgantown.
Note: This is the "straight" definition

Sandy wasn't around to SMD but I still woke up happy after Pat pulled that stellar brojob on me.

Brojob by ZdubV October 8, 2012

brojob 

when a bunch of chads stand around in a circle masturbating and racing each other to ejaculating into a sock. last one to ejaculate in the sock will receive a slap in the face with the sock turned inside out. similar to the soggy waffle in a way.

John: hey man, brojob?
Alex: Naw man, i'm tired of getting slapped in the face with your baby juice.

brojob by LOL street journal September 19, 2009

Brojob 

(In a unionized) workplace setting, it is where a fellow member, or "brother" screws you out of a job that should have been yours, usually through ass-kissing or being a fellow lodge-member or relative, or classmate of the boss.

guy1: "That %#$%# job should have been MINE, but Frank is the super's cousin, so he stole it from me."
guy2: "wow, what a brojob."

Brojob by teebeekahuna September 6, 2013

Brojob 

Brojob is an American deathcore band made up of band members who are all a mystery, their lyrical themes circle around gay sex, blowjobs and other homosexual things, originally started as a joke band, they gained insane popularity in the metal community and have hundreds of thousands of fans. Examples of Brojob songs inclue “Talk Shit Get Kissed”, “Tickle War”, “Erection Injection”, “Teenie Weenie”, and “The Birds And The Brees”. They released their debut album “Talk Shit Get Kissed” in 2018 with 12 songs. Go give them a listen if you’re a metalhead and you want a huge laugh... or a huge cock 😂🤘🏻

Example A: “Hey, have you heard the new Brojob song Trevor”? “Fuck yeah dude, Tickle War goes hard as fuck”.

Example B: “Brojob is the most brutal and gay deathcore band of the last 10,000 years”.

Brojob by StonerGod420 March 1, 2018

Brojob 

when you give another guy a blowjob but you have a penis

timmy: hi dad can i give you a suck
dad: yes
timmy: *give blowjob*
dad: thank for brojob timmy
timmy: what
dad: ok bye

Brojob by Fatify February 17, 2019