Britain 

A common scapegoat used by people who cannot admit that their problems might've been their fault and that Britain cannot control deep-seated hostilities between groups and that they can't force groups to get along when they don't want to.

This conflict with my neighbouring country, which had been ongoing for centuries dating back to the Romans, is all Britain's fault

Britain by Thomas the Thug May 11, 2024

Britain First 

Britain First is a extremely fast growing Political Campaign organisation, they campaign on issues effecting the British, ranging from Anti-British racism, out of EU ect...

Britain First was formed May 1st 2011.

They look set to overcome the BNP within a year (they have a membership in the 4 figures so far and it's growing every day), they have a political wing (called the 'National Peoples Party') and also a Ex-servicemen wing.

Britain First ran a vigil against anti-British racism outside the houses of parliament.

Britain First by Zultra March 20, 2012

Britain's Got Talent 

A stupid British show where people humiliate themselves, not only in front of the large TV audience/British public, judges, but also about 500 people who will laugh cruelly at the poor old man who thinks he can sing, possibly reducing him to tears. Simon Cowell has this weird idea he's funny, Amanda Holden is just a bitch, and Piers Morgan tries desperatly to keep up with Simon Cowell- and fails. Its a life wrecker, and eats the soul of Saturday Prime-Time viewers.

Person 1: I was watching Britain's Got Talent last night!
Person 2: Fag.

Britain's Got Talent by ISayRawr! April 24, 2010

Britain First 

Britain First is a far-right, fascist and British nationalist political party and movement formed in 2011 by failed members of the British National Party. The party is led by a former BNP councillor, former member of the neo-Nazi National Front, criminal, Paul Golding. The party was founded by Jim Dowson, an anti-abortion campaigner linked to Ulster loyalist militants.

Britain First campaigns primarily against immigration, multiculturalism and what it sees as the Islamisation of the United Kingdom, and advocates the preservation of traditional British culture. The group is inspired by Ulster loyalism and has a vigilante wing called the "Britain First Defence Force". This "Defence Force" can often muster as many as 20 or 30 people at their mosque protests, dressed in identical bin bag jackets and flat caps.

You can buy a bin bag jacket from their website, though you shouldn't.

We saw Britain First trying to protest against that new mosque in their bin-bag jackets and flat caps, but there were only 8 of them so they looked even more pathetic.

Britain First by Socrateezy September 22, 2016

Britain First 

A fascist group comprised of the most brain-dead cross-section of the sheep-masses in Britain, profoundly exceptional in promoting anti-Islamic sentiment, racism, British patriotism etc. Britain First provides a safe haven for the basest of the basest of the thick, who cannot even begin to understand any basic economics; it is a lot easier for Britain First supporters to focus less on the real economic problems in the world which may contribute to their wages stagnating or their inability to provide for their children, and instead point at people with not-white faces and rant about scroungers.

If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.

John Whiteman: I love the Queen, my country, lads mags, action films, going gym and getting hammered on the lash pulling fit birds. We need to kick all these dirty scrounging immigrants out the country and take our country back. Can me and my one brain-cell join your group please?

Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT

Britain First by Clemery Jarkson July 25, 2016

Britain first 

Britian first is a far right organisation who wants to irradicate people who believe in islam. Any normal muslim will be described as scum of the earth by their members. They are lead by people who use the word of 'christ' to stop the evil power of everyday muslims and see them as threat to society. Just like isis they use religion in a negative way, I understand there is a great distinction between a terrorist organisation and a bunch of racsists, but I wouldn't be suprised if one of them tried to kill me after making this statement. An average supporter of wants to send all foreign people back to where they came from also known as africa as they are not very educated. They also like to cause a scene in your local b&m. Basically a bunch of fucking muppets hating on a minority.

Britain first is basically a group of racsists lead by batshit christians

Britain first by Mark.Nash June 11, 2020

Britain First 

Britain's hyper nationalist right-wing party whose platform includes things like pushing immigrants out of the UK and pulling the UK out of the EU. In their words they are a more radical version of UKIP, veering far to the right on such issues as whether Muslims are people or not.

Officer: Sir, why are you harassing that Pakistani couple?
Drunk Man: BRITAIN FIRST!
Officer: Sir, I'm going to need you to--
Drunk Man: BRIIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAINNNN FIIIIIIIRSSST!!!!!!

Britain First by Dangerously_Safe June 30, 2016