breakfast boner 

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.

Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.

breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010

breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.

"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."

breakfast brain by hal priest February 1, 2021

Breakfast Hoes 

A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.

"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"

Breakfast Hoes by ClickClackRat January 3, 2015

Breakfast Club Syndrome 

When a group of random people meet each other and in a short time become close and know almost everything about each other, and then after they disband, they rarely talk to each other ever again because they are so different.

When a group of kids from all over the country go to summer camp and then they never go to the same camp again. If they never talk talk again, they are suffering from Breakfast Club syndrome.

Breakfast Club Syndrome by Super D123 May 11, 2008

breakfast dagger 

Morning wood. Morning erection.

I woke up with a viscous breakfast dagger and i had to bury it in her gash. Morning wood boner woodie hard on

breakfast dagger by InconsideRich January 23, 2016

Breakfast of Champions 

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

Breakfast of Champions by EightBall July 30, 2018

breakfast taco 

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

breakfast taco by ztiwokles November 2, 2009