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brazilian wax

An extremely painful way to completely remove a person's (mostly women's)pubic hair, rather then shaving, which leave razor bumps.
Woman #1: I went to get a brazilian wax the other day.
Woman #2: How was it?
Woman #1: It was worst then child birth! But no more razor bumps :)
by Boobala July 15, 2006
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brazilian fart porn

When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..
by wordtoyourmother May 1, 2008
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Brazilian Portuguese

A dialect of the Portuguese spoken in Portugal(European Portuguee). It can be compared to the difference between the English spoken in the United States and the English spoken in England.
The most obvious differnce between Brazilian and European Portuguese is the way words with "de" in them are pronounced. In Portugal "dia"(day) is pronounced as "DEE-ah" while in Brazil its pronounced as "JEE-ah".
These differences in pronounciation in Brazil arose from the influence of the Amazons Rivers many native tribes. Since in Portugal there obviosly weren't Amazonian Natives to influence European Portuguese only the dialect of Brazil altered over time.
There are three main branches of Portuguese: European(Portugal), African(Angola, Mozambique, Guinea-Bissau, etc.), and Brazilian(Brazil). Of these three branches European and African are the most similar while Brazilian is the most dissimilar.
Good evening/Good night(English), Boa Noite(Portugese):
Pronounciation: bo-ah NOIT (European Portuguese)/ NOI-chee (Brazilian Portuguese).
by Jeff Portugal November 10, 2008
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Branglish

A dialect of English spoken in the rural community of Bray in County Wickla. Loosely related to other dialects of old English, such as Manx and Cornish. Popularised in contemporary media by former presidential candidate Dustin the Turkey.
"Ah Jaysus, I've a fierce gooo on me." he said, reverting to his native Branglish.
by JDoozer April 9, 2010
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Brazilian Briefcase

A Brazilian Briefcase is when a person uses a paper shopping bag from a mass merchant retailer typically with handles, and the contents almost always contains a laptop computer.
Dude, check out the fancy Brazilian Briefcase Eduardo's sporting today.
by 312steve November 15, 2011
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brazilian anal dwelling monkey

A rare species of small monkey that you find deep in the Amazon jungle , it's particulary fond of setting up home in European explorers anal cavities as it's generally drier than the wet rain forest they noramlly inhabit
Sir Henry Hornchurch the great explorer : Hey basil my anus has been giving me grief since we set up camp I can't stop itching my rectum !!!
Basil Rathbone M.B.E. : My god Henry there is a Brazilian anal dwelling monkey half way up your ass hole shall I tie some vines round it and pull it out..... Henry : mmmmmm oohhhhhh aaahhhhhhh no Basil i like the feeling......go deeper you naughty Brazilian anal dwelling monkey deeper

Basil : I'm taking one home as a pet
by The double vulcan December 23, 2015
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Brazilian mango juice

The act of urinating inside of a girl's ass, then have anal. your penis will have a slight smell of mango juice.
My girl was thirsty the other night. so i gave her Brazilian mango juice
by Jeremy L______ong April 21, 2017
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