braiden

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by w8djnhbxn chvgbduhsjkamx March 21, 2022

google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.

1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.

by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

taint braider

One who braids the hair between the balls and the taint of another person.

Dude, what is that a fucking chia pet? You need to see a taint braider.

by Wealthy big penis 69 November 12, 2015

right-brained

A person who is "right-brained" is said to be more intuitive, thoughtful, and subjective.

Her characteristics revealed she thought as a right-brained person.

by Sher4156 June 19, 2017

Shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

A really good substitute swear word

Person 1: yo mama fat
Person 2: go away you shogoth brained cuthulu spawn

by I behind you March 17, 2019

three brained eyeball

When you have a baby with your third-cousin

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball

by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021