When you're the bed thruster to help your friend soak and you accidentally get covered in the shit that spews out your friends asshole, through the top bunk, and all over your body.
Sally: I was helping Sloane soak last night and she started branking all over me! Can you believe that!
Marcus: Sounds like you had a ballistic branking time!
Marcus: Sounds like you had a ballistic branking time!
by Ammonsalmnon August 13, 2024
Get the Branking mug.Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the law mug.The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.
*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.
by tendonut January 13, 2011
Get the Sonic braking mug.Tonight was interesting, am totally brick bracking at 5am on a Sunday which l've probably never done in my life until this point
by MsKatya July 30, 2023
Get the Brick bracking mug.A technique used on the entrance of a turn where instead of discrete sections where you brake, turn in, and step on the throttle after, Trail Braking is where you brake later than normal, and continue to while turning in.
This is useful on cars that have a tendency toward understeer, as it puts the weight of the car on the front tires, making it easier to maintain front wheel grip while turning. This works on cars that tend to oversteer too, but it is not recommended, as it will likely induce more oversteer than normal.
This is useful on cars that have a tendency toward understeer, as it puts the weight of the car on the front tires, making it easier to maintain front wheel grip while turning. This works on cars that tend to oversteer too, but it is not recommended, as it will likely induce more oversteer than normal.
Because I was in a Nissan Skyline with too much power, I knew Trail Braking wasn't needed, so instead I braked before, and throttled up to send it through the corner in true JDM fashion.
by StanmichNomenclature April 6, 2024
Get the Trail Braking mug.I was going a little too fast last night to the point that I hade to start Air Braking to avoid just blowing right through my sister.
by Optiq V January 31, 2026
Get the Air Braking mug.. This mallu Brahmin freak probably jerks off to the smell of coconut oil and moans in Sanskrit when he sees banana chips. he probably thinks Wi-Fi signals are stronger if you place a coconut near the router. The type of dude to whisper “avial daddy” gets turned on when someone says "banana." Bro jerks off to chanting. His bedsheets? Stained with coconut milk. Every time someone says “Sambhar,” his nipples perk up and his third eye starts twitching. Man's one Bhagavad Gita quote away from starting a cult based on horny coconut worship. F YOU SAY “PAYASAM” THREE TIMES IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SIDDHARTH APPEARS NAKED, COVERED IN TURMERICHIS IDEA OF SEXY TALK? “BEND OVER—I’LL APPLY VIBHUTI TO YOUR THIRD EYE.”
by Diddyeeshwar April 21, 2025
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