ex-boyfriend

1. a boy who you used to know. a boy who owned your heart and still does. it hurts you every time you think about him because you’ll never be over him. and when you try to move on because you’re told to, it feels wrong to hold someone else or kiss someone else. he is unbelievable perfect but you were so lost in him to realise you were hurting him and he blames himself. you probably won’t get out of bed for a while after breaking up and you’ll need lots of comfort food. a piece of you will always be with him, the times you shared. the special moments all gone because he needs a break. you broke him. so one day you try and fix shit but you only drift further apart and your whole world is being ripped from underneath you. you lose yourself and can’t breathe. i want him back.

he broke me. i broke him and how he’s my ex-boyfriend

by emo55678 March 4, 2019

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

National Ex Boyfriend Day

August 5th is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!

You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!

by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022

ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.

my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick

by r.i.v May 8, 2023