A work situation in which your "boss" knows little or nothing about the job or department they are over seeing ,while you are knowledgeable or skilled.This is usually brought about by said bosses Brown Nosing ( or being related to)another boss higher in the organization, thus obtaining a "Gift Job" or promotion that given job performance ,ability and native intelligence should have been rightfully yours.
This twofold(at least!) incompetence leads to the uncomfortable situation In which you are required by duty to teach your"boss"a job, technique or skill so that they may rationalize their pay increase while demonstrating that they are your superior.Truly great incompetent bosses are like ghosts, they are rarely seen and seldom heard.In particularly heinous examples good spirited directions by you are foiled by moronic orders or suggestions by them.You are thus caught in a triple bind If you tell your "boss" what you really think you will be fired .If you tell a Superior it may get back to the incompetent superior,the giver of the "Gift Job". Which could have repercussions for you. Thirdly if implemented these idiot orders or suggestions will FUBAR the work in question or even get people killed.The best Antidote to Boss Sitting is not to do it .Pass it on to a more worthy associate. Personal sick days should be taken.If a session of Boss Sitting is unavoidable(and no one knowledgeable is looking)it is best to use The Zen Empty Sponge Technique (ZEST) "Teach me O Learned One".You will indeed have learned how to "stop the world"or at least the work world.If left unchecked Boss Sitting could be the end of the civilized world.
This twofold(at least!) incompetence leads to the uncomfortable situation In which you are required by duty to teach your"boss"a job, technique or skill so that they may rationalize their pay increase while demonstrating that they are your superior.Truly great incompetent bosses are like ghosts, they are rarely seen and seldom heard.In particularly heinous examples good spirited directions by you are foiled by moronic orders or suggestions by them.You are thus caught in a triple bind If you tell your "boss" what you really think you will be fired .If you tell a Superior it may get back to the incompetent superior,the giver of the "Gift Job". Which could have repercussions for you. Thirdly if implemented these idiot orders or suggestions will FUBAR the work in question or even get people killed.The best Antidote to Boss Sitting is not to do it .Pass it on to a more worthy associate. Personal sick days should be taken.If a session of Boss Sitting is unavoidable(and no one knowledgeable is looking)it is best to use The Zen Empty Sponge Technique (ZEST) "Teach me O Learned One".You will indeed have learned how to "stop the world"or at least the work world.If left unchecked Boss Sitting could be the end of the civilized world.
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Get the who died and made you boss mug.A decent show on Youtube about a Hitmen business named "The IMP (The Immediate Murder Perfectionals)."
Made by the same creator who created Hazbin Hotel and the show is also written by Brandon Rogers.
It's this squad of demons that just kill humans but in entertaining ways; just imagine it as Hitman 3 but the bugs are intentionally funny
The 5 main characters are:
Blitzø (aka brandon rogers), Loona (aka a minecraft wolf), Moxxie (aka invader zim), Millie (aka sandy cheeks), and Stolas (aka the horny ass bird)
The lore/plot of the show is still getting developed as each episode gets released but as of right now, it's alright.
The show gets a lot of flag for its "corny" humor sometimes but the jokes can be creative half of the time even if they aren't that humorous.
Overall, a decent show that's free on Youtube (also this show gets alot of rule34, i only made this just so i can say this.)
Made by the same creator who created Hazbin Hotel and the show is also written by Brandon Rogers.
It's this squad of demons that just kill humans but in entertaining ways; just imagine it as Hitman 3 but the bugs are intentionally funny
The 5 main characters are:
Blitzø (aka brandon rogers), Loona (aka a minecraft wolf), Moxxie (aka invader zim), Millie (aka sandy cheeks), and Stolas (aka the horny ass bird)
The lore/plot of the show is still getting developed as each episode gets released but as of right now, it's alright.
The show gets a lot of flag for its "corny" humor sometimes but the jokes can be creative half of the time even if they aren't that humorous.
Overall, a decent show that's free on Youtube (also this show gets alot of rule34, i only made this just so i can say this.)
John: Have you seen Helluva Boss, Jane?
Jane: That Brandon Rogers shit?
John: Yeah. The one show with the demons.
Jane: Doesn't that one furry get a helluva a lot of rule34?
John: what
Jane: That Brandon Rogers shit?
John: Yeah. The one show with the demons.
Jane: Doesn't that one furry get a helluva a lot of rule34?
John: what
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"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."
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"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."
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An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.
When something is Incomparably awesome.
An extraordinary feat worthy of the title Boss Hard.
When something is Incomparably awesome.
Jeff: Hey did you see that fight last weekend that Todd got into.
Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking
Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard
Matt: That was hardly a fight, Todd destroyed him just by blinking
Jeff: Man, Todd is so Boss Hard
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