The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.
This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.
Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.
Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.
Dave: Coyote Boring?
Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.
Dave: Coyote Boring?
Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.
by RogueSun July 31, 2008
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A woman or girl so bland, vacuous and lifeless that she actually sucks the will to live from those within her presence.
Kristen Stewart plays the perfect role as Bella Swann because she's such a Boring Lump of a Girl--just like Bella!
by lizybee June 25, 2010
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Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.
Named after my brother, who is the drummer of Ruxton Towers.
by Chris December 31, 2004
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Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
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"Your performance was as boring as bat shit," said Kyle Sandilands, a past judge from Australian Idol.
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