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burmese belly rub

A popular form of calming-down from back in the old country. First apply Crisco, liberally, from nipples to waistline. Next, work up quite a lather with your saliva. Proceed to then lick the belly of the rub-ee in a circular motion, beginning from the belly button, working your way outward.

Don't forget to get all the belly button lint!!
said in an old country accent, "Oh honey, it has been long stressful day at ze mines. you know just what would ease me on up, eh?"
"oooooh, of course, my loverr.. we shall have a burmese belly rub for dinner and then eskimo pies for dessert!! ..."
"Oh ho ho.... "

giggles and slurping sounds.
by freddy ben's on January 23, 2011
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Burmese Esky

recent story of a couple of burmese citizens floating, in the ocean off the coast of Australia,in a Burmese Esky
by Bevan Payne January 21, 2009
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Barmes

The rising ultimate, best up-and-coming thing, the emerging greatest.

Also:

A newcomer who brings a different and successful aspect to a game or competition.
I just picked up a total Barmes on my fantasy squad today.

That drunk girl last night thought she was a complete Barmes until she started puking on herself.

My friend Ryan thinks he possesses Barmes-like hockey qualities but in reality he is actually awful.

Those weed brownies yesterday made me play softball like a Barmes or Babe Ruth in 1927.
by Svit4836 June 30, 2009
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Borses

baby horses= borses.

baby cows= bows.
baby Noelle= adorable.
"No, we don't have any borses here. Y'all Fairchild youngins are straight crazy, must have been all those darn blintzes."
random hick from upstate NY
by orangegirl311 July 17, 2009
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boomesque

An overabundance of greatness

Another way to say boom

Synonym for bam
That shit was boomesque!
by ash & mo June 24, 2013
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Burmese Blumpkin

Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 16, 2014
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borgmester

He's the mayor.
Han er borgmester (danish)
by FatedZedd February 4, 2017
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