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Mathematic’s books

The best (mis)use of an apostrophe spotted outside a city bookstore in mainland China.
An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
by Figure.10 May 17, 2009
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honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.
"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."
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Books

Did you know there HAVE been books printed since the fifties and the new ones are cool? They have them so anyone can understand them. Books can be about video games, sex, drugs, sports, people, pretty much everything. They come with cuss words, funny characters and you might understand some more of you those weird things...that's right. Words.
"Doood, books are lame and my perception of them doesn't exceed that of a cingle-celled organism."
"Doood. You used like those big-wordy thingies."
"I know! My predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!"
"Whoa."
by Out-Crowder December 28, 2005
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bootus

the epitome of cool; untouchable; unattainable; anyone with the title "bootus" is regarded as superior to all others.
Hey look, it's the bootus, let's grovel!
by yeah, you know March 17, 2004
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Cena Books

The Idea Of A Book Being Present Inside Of The Lake Of Aberforth But Being Invisibe Or Non-Existant In A Physical Conversation
by The Visionary Of Aberfourth February 20, 2022
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Books

Something we stopped caring about after the internet came along.
Why would I wanna read books when I can check about it on the internet?!
by FlareNUKE August 23, 2006
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