The semi solid mass that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. Consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.

Lori: Rub this on my back.
Todd: Flip over.
Lori: Gross! I can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
Todd: Ugh! *flick*

lotion booger by t_bag July 24, 2008

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Boager

A boager is a mixture of a bear and a cougar. It is the most beast animal out there. It has the strength of a bear and the roar of a cougar. Making it a fucking boager.

Also can be used to describe how beast or bad ass you are.

"Man, I would not fuck with a boager, those fuckers are beast."

"Man, I'm a fucking boager. Don't fuck with me."

Boager by Boager2THEMAX July 10, 2009

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Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!

Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"

Hand Bogged by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009

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