boobs

A soft thing that comes on around a womans body that men love to touch and feel and suck on! PS they hurt when hit hard!

(.)(.) normal boobs
(.) (.) big boobs
(*)(*) bit boobs
(#)(#) milked boobs

Every guys best friend: uses them to get into sex

girl:Ow! My boobs!

Guy :Soft Boobs!

Guy: Can I touch them?

Guy: I let you ride me if you show me your boobs!

Guy: Did you see her boobs?
Guy2: Ya! they were awesome!

Guy: I wish my girlfriend had big hooters!

by big ( . )( . ) June 26, 2006

boobs

1. The softest, squishiest, warmest, most perfect thing imaginable. And guess what? They come in pairs :)

2. The cause of all of life's problems.

3. The solution to all of life's problems.

1. She led my hand to her boob, and I had a new best friend; soon I had a new second-best friend.

2. She flashed her boobs and caused that car crash.

3. ...but once I touched her boob, I forgot all about her face.

by talkingmouth April 14, 2006

boobs

The greatest comfort a woman can give a man.

Men take great comfort in my boobs.

by Little Deby Big Boobs July 15, 2008

Boobs

Gods Best Creation Yet... Next to Pizza Delivery.

Look at those boobs! i would like to get to know her if u know what i mean!

by rawrimadinosaur July 21, 2009

boobs

Things that make guys and the occasional chick do whatever the bearer of them wishes. They can bring great power and pleasure to whoever owns them, depending on how good they look.

Boobs, Hooters, Honkers, Magumbos, Mounds, Melons, Breasts, Funbags, Tits, Waterbags, Happy sacs, sweater cows, rack, chest.
"That chick has a nice rack"
"From the look of your sweater cows your doing fine"
"I didnt realize this was a party til I saw your funbags"
" Hooters a restaurant based on Hooters"

by enigma pie September 24, 2005

boobs

large things that men like to touch, play with, and talk about.

Did you touch her boobs, or what?

by D-nutz January 11, 2003

boobs

God's greatest gift

Man: Oh thank God for boobs.

by notan00b7778 July 2, 2009