bonja

A word describe bad weed. Derived from Bogus or bad and Ganja, the word Bonja is commonly used by beatnicks who smoke marijuana.

Dude, I'm trying to get high but all I have is this crappy bag of bonja.

by Day Dreama August 2, 2007

bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.

User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.

by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011

bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"

Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.

by G-eye-na May 19, 2010

Bonjourno

When you're at a party, find a bottle of Pinogriggio, secretly blow a load into it, and watch in enjoyment when all of the drunk guests consume it. You then find one of them after, invite them to the "pants party", and slap them in the face with a nice slab of muzzarel, constantly hiding your identity with a godfather-like suit and mask.

Vito Benito Corleone pulled a Bonjourno at Don Nini's cocktail party the other night, and boy did he feel Italiano!

by Don Nino Pachino July 18, 2006

bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!

"bonjurity old chap"

by Jebus March 10, 2004

Bonjeglewaite

Poeple who have smelly cheeky farts in public in order to losen their colon

Donna: Oh that one was a ripper,
Larry: yeah, you's a fucklin' Bonjeglewaite! Cha!!!

by Wahoovhmnh October 25, 2004

Bonjina

A vagina belonging to a girl that Bon Jovi has fucked.

I think ninety-eight percent of the women on this planet have Bonjinas.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008