An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.
by VitaminX May 13, 2006
A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females.
Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode
Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode
"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break."
"That's such a boner."
"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."
"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."
"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"
Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"
"That's such a boner."
"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."
"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."
"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"
Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"
by Loonifer Bunny October 20, 2009
I have too boner.
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
1) The slang term for an erect penis
2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
2) The profession of getting meat off of a bone to put in hot dogs
1) When Jennifer practically gave Robert a lap dance in math class, he had a boner and you could clearly see that Jennifer was surprised by it
2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?
Kevin: Dude, a boner!
2) Josh: Do you even know what you want to be as a grown up?
Kevin: Dude, a boner!
by Awf uck May 15, 2014
by i made a mistake October 29, 2019
by *Peeing with a boner* January 24, 2019
by Metal Princess January 19, 2021