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Bohemiath

Bohemiath: pronounced Bo•he•me•ith
Bohemian + behemoth = bohemiath
Defined as a giant meat wad of a sub-human in Birkenstock’s
Andrew isn’t an oaf, he’s a bohemiath you butt pirate
by Pablo Picasshole November 25, 2022
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Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.
Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?
by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023
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Bohemian Rhapsody

Ask someone if they’ve heard of this legendary song if they don’t know what it is slap them
George: Bohemian Rhapsody is the best song ever!
Aaron: what’s Bohemian Rhapsody?
George: are you serious bruh?
Aaron: what I don’t know wh...
George: *slap*
Aaron: ouch! What the fuck was that for?
George: not knowing what Bohemian Rhapsody is
by Kidswillbekids July 29, 2019
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Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 16, 2009
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Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.
Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!
by ARBurgess January 14, 2013
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bohemian

Bohemians live in alternative spaces, these are places that are not normally considered suitable for living in. They don't make wealth their priority. Money is only a means of survival, so they can live for their arts/craft/music/literature...etc
Miranda and Ivan live in an old abandoned cynagogue, where they paint all day long. Sometimes they sell their art so they can afford to eat.
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bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.
(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"
by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009
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