Bloggernacle

The Mormon blogosphere, a community of blogs run by mormons devoted to mormon topics. The pre-eminent mormon blog is By Common Consent, but more blogtards visit a site called Times and Seasons, known for blogocks of the highest order.

Young Brigham kneweth not what to do, for he was fired for surfing yon Bloggernacle at work.

by Jehosephat April 8, 2006

blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006

blogger

An internet diary writer. Or more accurately, a whinging, wining, insecure, sympathy-craving, self-indulgent, self-important, over-privileged 'feeling: meh' scum of the internet/universe.

'Welcome back to my blog, fellow blogger!!1! Today I'm feeling like the world is terrible and I just can't seem to find my place in it. Also, I think everyone hates me. I'm feeling a bit meh tbh. And to top it all, I think I'm coming down with a snuffly-cold!'

by Roger Rowley September 21, 2005

Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

bluggers

Adaptation of the word 'blugly', which in turn is derived from the phrase 'bloody ugly'. Used to describe the most unfortunate looking of all disgustingly ugly people

1: Ah m8, you didn't fuck that bird last nite did you!?
2.: Nah man, did u see her!? She was fuckin' bluggers!!

by Joe Walford September 15, 2007

blogger mom

A new age mom who finds time to blog as well as take her kids to school, camps and soccer practice.

"Her kids play soccer, but she's more of a blogger mom than soccer mom."

by secondmilestyle October 8, 2009