gawd blimey

An expression of either positive or negative surprise, mostly used by common types.

Positive: Gawd Blimey, I've only gone and won the bleeding lottery ain't I?
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!

by Ivor Grumble May 4, 2016

blimm

blimm: barely laughing in my mind

Instead of using 'lol' which stands for 'laughing out loud', use blimm when you're really just 'barely laughing in your mind'.

In an IM
friend1: hey dude, i just watched south park's newest episode. wasn't that hilarious?
friend2: blimm it was so great!

by k-zaj September 12, 2009

Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006

Blim Hole

When youre smoking a joint of hash or a cocktail joint, its when the small peices of hot hash fall on your clothes and burn a hole through them.

Me: Shit!
Corey: what?
Me: I just got a blim hole in my new hoody!
Corey: Oo shit man!
Me: I fucking hate hash!

by Taska Babee February 18, 2009

Blimp Sex

Verb: Sexual intercourse with a flying vehicle filled with a lighter than air gas. (zeppelins, dirigibles, and of course blimps)

Jonathan loved his blimp, Humphrey. He wanted take the next step and engage in blimp sex with his beloved.

by blimp humper December 10, 2012