Tyrone- Hey Steve what happened??
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*
Steve- Oh yeah sorry, My girl just Blessed My Phone bro
*steves gf tiffany just sent him a boob pic, therefore Blessing His Phone*
by dirty_hotwheels August 25, 2021
Get the Blessing His Phone mug.Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
Get the Blessing Blocking mug.by Lori E. February 7, 2022
Get the Blessing in Disguise mug.To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.
1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?
2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012
Get the Blessing of the beef mug.Blessing the bottle- a prayer for safe passage home. The head of the bottle is tapped first to represent oral sex before any other actions are done beyond with a woman. Other area's of the bottle maybe tapped during the blessing it does represent a woman's body.
We must all make it home bless the bottle.
The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.
Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
The blessing of the bottle is serious and should not be taken lightly.
Blessing the bottle- to safe guard that no one has tampered with the alcoholic beverage all those who tap the head of the bottle to start are witnesses of this truth. You may hear someone say "head first" .
by OOOh You should of known November 25, 2022
Get the Blessing the bottle mug.While engaging in oral sex, the dude unexpectingly lifts his hips and shits all over the girls face, but to her surprise it tastes really good.
“I got my face decimated by poop last night, but it was a blessing in disguise. I don’t even mind the severe pink eye!”
by Vladimir Jewtin August 26, 2021
Get the Blessing in Disguise mug.bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
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