brampton

a huge crap.

Dude, I just took a huge brampton.
I just took a trip to the brampton.

by Caustic June 23, 2003

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

Blample

To catch a person in the act of auto-eroticism

I walked into my dorm room and blampled my roommate

by El Night Blampler January 16, 2011

brampton

City of Toronto,Ontario..a.k.a B-town (Boston Can Suck ****) B-Town popular for their hockey players..Rick Nash..Rick Nash..and..Rick Nash

Yo B-town is krazy..but Rexdale is betta :D

by Brampton Guy August 7, 2006

brampton

A heavy, nasty fart that smells like death. The worst kind of fart there is, not just sound-wise but also produces a smell that requires a priest to get rid of. May also leave skid marks or be accompanied by a large crap.

Man, I have to go drop a brampton!

Did someone just squeeze out a brampton?

Fuck it stinks, did you drop a brampton?

Dude, did you inject a brampton into my car seats?

Shit bitch, I've been dropping bramptons all afternoon, somebody call a priest!

I was hoping it would be silent and nobody would notice, but it was a full brampton!

by Nigel_q December 21, 2007

Blumpty Dumpty

A guy is doing and upper decker while a woman is shitting and blowing him.

The couple were so upset at the party, so they did a blumpty dumpty to show their appreciation.

by TexMexMariner November 28, 2014

BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017