Blampt

Adj. Similar to blamped. Any attire or general appearance that is obviously carefully crafted, yet gives the overall appearance of hideousness. Such as an icredibly tacky outfit someone wears while thinking they are completely amazing.

Oh my god, did you see what Sheila's aunt is wearing? That dress is totally blampt.

by V-Diddy November 3, 2007

Blempty

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

by JBennett February 14, 2009

#BlameTakumi

A n internet meme within the fire emblem fandom. This joke stemed for a twitch broadcast, where the streamer
used the phrase #BlameTakumi

Takumi is blamed for everything since he causes a lot of trouble for the avatar in both the conquest and birthright games.

This phrase can literally be used for almost any situation.

Person 1: Goddamnit, I can't get past chapter 10 of conquest
Person 2: Its hard as balls, #blametakumi

by Severa Leigh June 19, 2016

Blampee

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.

"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!

by Truth observer November 9, 2020

Blampire

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

blumptastic

blump-kin (adj.)
The description of an action or event that is so incredible that it can only be accurately described or compared by the reception of a blow job while shitting.

word origin - "BLUMP" Old French Porn -, "KIN" - Middle English, Blump-kin Urban Dictionary

My last blumpkin was blumptastic.

by Tim January 24, 2004

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009