Catholic Birth Control

Having anal sex as a way of birth control.

I don't want to burn in hell for using a condom, lets use catholic birth control.

by D Man! February 3, 2012

Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

Spartan Birth Control

Simply means Anal sex. It is derived from the fact that Spartan men were forced to bond using anal sex and anal sex is often used as a birth control in modern society.

"Dude, you gunna need a condom tonight?"
"Nah, I'm just gunna stick to good old Spartan birth control."

by kevin03246 March 31, 2009

European birth control

When one finds himself without a condom or has run out, it is the act of anal sex. As anyone who has watched a lot of Euro porn can tell you, anal is as common in Europe as the high-five. And, we do thank-you for that.

"Look at the ass on that babe; I'm hoping for a little European birth control tonight."

by EuroBC November 6, 2013

redneck birth control

A form of birth control usually consisting of anything bought at walmart. (Duct tape, clothespins, pvc pipe, ziploc bags, etc.)

Hey i went to walmart and got some redneck birth control from the craft section

by Skammmmm October 8, 2015

baptist birth control

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020

Male birth control

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.

did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

by haileyy.k March 8, 2021