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Top Billin'

The South-West's biggest hip-hop night, apparently (it wins by default, being the only competitor). For those who feel they need some edification on how much a series of strangers don't care for the opinion of people who might criticise them, or some vague philosophy from the aforementioned, with reference to mostly-imagined hardships in their past, it's a fun night out.

Manages to snare many students once, sometimes even twice, before they realise that paying £5 to stand in an empty room whilst a bunch of kidults in oversized clothing 'spit' about the difficulties of growing up on the English riviera is simply not fun.

Most events take place in the bus-stop-cafeteria-that-thinks-its-a-nightclub (White Rabbit), where visitors can enviously watch crowds of people leaving the bus-stop they feel obliged, having paid, to spend some time in.
"Did you go to that Top Billin' night?"
"Yeah."
"What was it like?"
"Shit."

"Want to come to Top' Billin' with me tonight?"
"No."

"Boom! Come Top' Billin', this shit is fire famalam!"
"Talk properly, you sound like an idiot."
by Illy_HipHop_Famalam October 21, 2011
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Camp Billings

The happiest place on earth. My favorite place to be. More than a camp, it's a family. Located in Farlee Vermont.
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brown balling

verb

After defecating, the act of wiping your bottom with toilet paper from back to front, so as to push the remains towards your scrotum.
Girl: I would have given him a BJ but he'd totally been brown balling.
by Mikeyman58547 October 18, 2008
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bellingen

A town known for its high stoner population and strong marijuana
Hey you smoke weed?
Yeah, im from bellingen
by Nick Bruce September 26, 2007
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shadow balling

Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
Dude you haven't said anything over teamspeak for a while. Are you shadow balling?
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Dyson Air Balling

The act of a male sticking his genitalia in a Dyson Airblade.

The act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.

The female alternative is a Dyson Air Boob, where a girl sticks her boobs in a Dyson Airblade.

Therefore the abbreviation DAB works for either gender.
Brad: "Dude! Last night at the sushi restaurant they had a Dyson Airblade! After a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake Mark and I totally went Dyson Air Balling. We have pictures!"

Steven: "That's awesome! Next time, I'm going with you!"
by Giant Leprachaun July 31, 2011
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Bellingham

"The city of subdued excitement." A city in Northwest Washington that is more commonly on the front page of the New York Times, than its own Bellingham Herald. Infamous for Western Washington University, as well as D.C. snipers, a pipeline explosion, beautiful scenery, and some aging hippies.
"All those people up there in Bellingham vote for Ralph Nader."
by Tim P April 16, 2006
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