babysitters club

Baby sitters club is when you have a group of friends who can designate another to watch over you when you party so hard you cannot be responsible for yourself. You need a babysitter to make sure you either get home, get back to your hotel, dont lose your purse or wallet, dont drive drunk, dont buy a hooker, dont lose all your money gambling, dont get kicked out of the club, dont throw up in public, dont fall asleep in the bathroom, dont spill cranberry and vodka on your white shirt, dont poop your pants, dont get busted for possession, dont make bill cosby faces, etc

Moses: Matt, how are you doing at Blackjack.
Matt: I'm winning!
Moses: Ok lets go everyone is ready to go to Drai's now.
Matt: No, im winning and im going to win more.
Moses: No, you designated me as your babysitter, and as a member of babysitters club, i am here to tell you to go, so lets go.

Matt: Ok.

Without babysitter:

Matt: No, you go without me.
(Next day)
Moses: How did you do last night?
Matt: I lost it all back and more. Why did you tell me to go with you?
Moses: I wasnt your babysitter last night...
Matt: :(

by Spngr98 April 22, 2011

babysit

1. To watch annoying little kids all night.

2. Holding onto a blunt or any other form of weed for too long, thereby pissing off anyone else u are smoking with.

1. Damn these annoying little kids.

2. Hey mista babysitta is u ever gonna pass it? The blunts goin out will u look at all them ashes. Hey over here im open, pass the blunt.

by Erik biatch October 7, 2006

Bibbs

The coolest guy in the world. Some think of him as the next Jesus Christ. To be Bibbs would have to be one of the greatest accomplishments that any person could have.

When God created everything he asked Bibbs first.

by celie sucks April 14, 2011

Boston babysitter

It's when a guy purposefully cums in or on a girls eyes, then leaves the room. Leaving her to "watch" the kids.

He gave me a Boston Babysitter. As he ran out he yelled "here's a ten for the trouble!"

by Steit RavenCloud December 21, 2009

Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son June 25, 2008

babyshitter

A babysitter who does a shitty job at watching the baby.

Beth fell asleep on the couch while the baby sat in a dirty diaper and was crying for hours. What a babyshitter.

by cords December 27, 2011

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003