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Bible

Christian book of mythology, rules, songs, and recipes. The Bible also includes dates of celebrations, the days of the week, and all other information pertaining to Christian practices.
You don't technically need to go to church, you have friends and a Bible at home for worship.
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A book that offends snowflakes and gay people, showing them they will rot in hell
The Bible is the only way to salvation and eternal life
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something the Kardashians say to swear to something
Kim- You really did that?
Khloe- Yah, bible
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A Word used when you swear. Usually used by the Kardashian
Swear you won't tell anyone.
Bible
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the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.
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Codeword for Marijuana. Very similar to words like dro, Mary j, ganja, good green god, grass, etc.
Bitch - “Yo Hemskii you got any Bible left?”
Hemskii - “Nah I finished that shit off with your little sister bitch.”
Bitch - “Ahhhh shit! Now I gotta rob another gas station.”
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I just failed my math exam”

- “ really! Say bible

“ bible”

Or

“ bible I just failed my test”
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