Berkeley Pit

The homosexual act of two men from Butte Montana (typically Police Officers) engaging in anal sex. Man #1 spits on the asshole of Man #2 then proceeds to aggressively drill his ass until he finishes. Man #1 will then relieve his bladder inside of Man #2. The volatile mixture of spit, blood, shit, semen, and urine is then released onto the face of Man #1. This maneuver can cause vomiting, burning, blindness, and in some cases death.

I let the rookie do a Berkeley Pit on my face! I hope my wife doesn’t find out about it.

by SickMofo_21 July 26, 2024

Berkeley green

A shit place where the only thing you can do is get faded then a hoe.

I cba to go to Berkeley green I have no bud

by Gibbott September 25, 2023

UC Berkeley

A place where you run a 50% chance of getting your bike stolen, a 65% chance of getting your computer jacked, and 100% chance of compromising on all your conservative values. Still, you will reflect on your time there with the same nostalgia once sung by Bryan Adams- "Those were the best years of my life."

You: I was gone for 10 minutes, came back to my table in the library, and my computer was gone.

Officer: What did you expect? This is UC Berkeley.

by Pawn takes queen December 15, 2011

UC Berkeley

The flagship of the University of California that is located in Berkeley, California. UC Berkeley is considered the best public university in the country, one of the top learning institutions in the world, and a hotbed of activism and liberalism in the country. Also, the student body is often noticed for its diversity.

UC Berkeley's main rival is Stanford.

There was a political manifestation at UC Berkeley.

UC Berkeley was again named the best public university in North America

by CR RC September 3, 2006

UC-Berkeley

AKA Cal. Known for liberal politics and perfect campus location. What the hell is in Palo Alto anyway? Stanford party scene my ass. The typical Stanford party: eat a bag of Milano cookies and stay up till the tonight show. You are hella weak. Also Berkeley was rated #1 public school in the nation...AGAIN. Stanford, what can I say, not good enough for the Ivy Leaguers not tight enough for the bay. That must suck.

ME: Sweet! I got into UC-Berkeley!

by FuccTheMan January 20, 2005

people's republic of berkeley

(noun) nickname for the city of Berkeley, California, known not only for its well-known public University with a tradition of free speech, but for its reputation as a liberal/progressive community and a tradition (dating back to the Vietnam War) of the city government taking positions and passing resolutions on foreign policy issues (despite it having no influence or authority in this arena).

A: Why is the City Council debating the use of Predator drones in Pakistan? Aren't there potholes that need filling and budgets to balance?
B: Welcome to the People's Republic of Berkeley.

by ceanothus2 December 21, 2010

UC Berkeley

Best thing that will happen in your life. Nuff said. If you went to Cal, you know what I mean. If you go to Cal right now, you're the luckiest crowd living the best lives. If you are going to go to Cal, be prepared for the best years of your life. We got brains, got heart, got spirit, and $tanfurd got nothing on us. Go Bears.

Person 1: I need a synonym for "heaven," or "best place on earth."
Person 2: UC Berkeley

by tyrekesage May 26, 2010