bent

adj. upset, miffed

I'm bent that my ex did that to me.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

bent

A person of bisexual orientation who decides, for reasons involving the desire to have children, to persue relationships of the heterosexual type.

ME: I would date you, but I'm not bi.
SOMEONE OF MY GENDER: Then what are you?
ME: Bent.

by Rhea July 11, 2004

bent

to have a talent for

she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair

by Jake March 6, 2004

bent

A person who is not constrained by convention; a person who has a wacky sense of humor.

I love people who are bent.

by Mosiah May 29, 2005

bent

to messed up, corrupt, or a bed person.

yo that kids always madd bent.

by reckkle$$ November 5, 2010

bent

to be messed up off xanex bars.

I am so bent right now, i cant even stand.

by CoURt_ThE_NiG September 21, 2005

bent

A way one on the midwest likes to describe having eaten Alprozam, better known as Zanax bars. Bent is more like the feeling, because when the user injests, time flys, they have the worst memory, and as the word says they are bent, or "two steps too the left", most referred to as. Others may say Bentaroo referring to the festival Bonnaroo, some other names are roller skating, or bent-ski.

"Maaaan let's go hit up the Lotus show in Kent, we could still make it."
"Nah, brohah with you all bent, IM GOOD.

"That bitch is two steps too the left, did you catch her? Haha!
"Ya ms bentski, tahaha!

by katesmit216 October 5, 2007