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Ben Foster

This is someone who is constantly trying to be funny and never gets the picture that people don't want to listen to them. They are usually considered a loser or lame.
#1 friend-Wow, he's such a Ben Foster
#2 friend- I know! I wish he'd just leave
by Bronsonbabe July 26, 2016
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Ben Franklin

A right bastard........
by he was from hell March 10, 2005
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Ben Filler

Your typical fortnite teenager. He loves to do gay Fortnite dances and make weird Tik-Toks. When he smiles he looks like a beaver. He also looks like Alfalfa from Little Rascals, and likes to abuse dogs. He is gay for Pewdiepie and loves to whip and nae nae when he listens to his favorite song, Gucci Gang. Overall Ben Filler is a horny, gay, virgin who thinks he has abs and is cool, but is really just anorexic.
Person 1: who’s that weirdo doing gay fortnite dances?
Person 2: oh that’s a wild Ben Filler.

Person 1: oh makes sense
by Noodle57 December 25, 2018
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ben franklin shower

layin in the sun so uv rays kill the b.o.
jim took a ben franklin shower to wash the skank off after slamin your mom all night
by skeet von ludes September 4, 2009
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Ben Franklin

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. He then improved his dexterity at it by repetition and by inventing bi-focal lenses. To preform it, wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version was created by James Buchanan, our only verifiably gay president. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.
Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.
by Toby Doughbawaski July 25, 2008
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Ben Franklin

1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.

2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!

2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
by biliardpenis9 September 26, 2008
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Ben Franklin Speedball

On a stormy day or night with thunder and lightning impress your friends with this exhilarating party maneuver. 1) Do a shot of your favorite hard booze. (2) Immediately start flying a kite. (3) Once kite is fully in flight, light up a spliff and smoke it while flying the kite. (4) Keep the kite up until said spliff is gone.
This storm is gnarly. Hey! Who wants to do a Ben Franklin Speedball?
by Downtown Dogtown October 26, 2010
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