The largest diamond mining and selling company (read cartel) in the world. Hoards the world’s diamonds so that they appear "rare" and can therefore charge ungodly prices for heated, pressurized carbon. Also about 90% responsible for the mass murder, rape, violence, and civil war being fought in many African countries. Additionally, contributes to funding (through price fixing of diamonds) terrorist organizations like Hezbollah and Al Qaeda so that they can carry out mass murder and destruction on innocent individuals across the globe.
Dude, you wanna start a civil war and bring death, suffering and carnage to the country...call De Beers.
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Every group of friends has one. The King of Beers is -that guy-. Which one of your buddies is shitcanned and hollering at waitresses forty-five minutes after you got to the bar? Who is throwing up in the lazy boy? Who is standing in the bushes taking a leak, without undoing his zipper? You know when you plan for a week or two to get all the old crew together in one town, and one guy passes out in a pile of empties just as everyone else is showing up and figuring out what to do tonight? The guy who will be wearing the empty 24 pack box as a crown and permanent-markered cock drawings as the insignia of his esteemed position? That man, my friends, is the King of Beers.
"Dude, chill out. Don't get all bombed right away and just pass out again before we even decide what's going on."
"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"
"Hey man, you don't get to be the King of Beers by staying up all night!"
by Senor Cock May 3, 2009
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by StumpAssBuesch June 29, 2016
Get the beekeeping mug.Two teams of two players, each with a beer. Each team has a stand with an empty beer bottle on it in front of them. Goal is to knock the bottle off the other team's stand. If the other team catches the frisbee, the person who threw takes a drink. If your bottle gets knocked off, you finish your beer. If you catch the frisbee in front of your stand, you finish your drink. If the wrong person throws (thworing alternates from player to player), both people on your team take a drink. The frisbee must be thrown at all times, including passing between team members. If you hand the frisbee to your teammate, you both take a drink. If your throw goes way off course or hits the ground in front of the other team, you take a drink. The only exception is if it bounces up and hits the other team's stand and knocks their bottle off. Then you have to finish your beer.
Fucking complicated rules, I know, but it's tons of fun and you get fucking smashed.
Fucking complicated rules, I know, but it's tons of fun and you get fucking smashed.
by matthewgorin July 25, 2007
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What's that coming out of the sky?
That's just the beemschurger coming to collect out souls for out eternal damnation.
Oh.
That's just the beemschurger coming to collect out souls for out eternal damnation.
Oh.
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a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.
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